Bring your own Popcorn
January 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm | In Eating disorders | 30 CommentsTags: anorexia, body mass index, bulimia, Eating disorders, growing, lola snow, recovery, slightly dodgy analogies
Coorrr! Hello there readers, I’ve just snuck out of the back door here at The Lola Snow Arena to bring you a quick match update. It’s all going down in the mind-kitchen at the moment, with what can only be described as a Free-For-All eating disorderly punch up. Bitchfest 2009 has reached fever pitch. Lola would love to bring you this update herself but she is currently wrestling ED in a headlock, after giving him a sonic wedgie. Anorexia kicked off loudly about five days ago, and Bulimia has been chiming in for good measure in the background. Obviously we had the half time at the weekend, with both camps turning the volume down to a mildly annoying hum, but since arriving back at the beach, it’s all been kicking off big style.
The Girls are really going for it tonight. Seriously, there has been mashed potato thrown, abuse poured forth like vomit, numerous threats issued, and a whole body of bone related blackmailing. The trouble seemed to arise yesterday when Lola’s size six jeans appeared tight, and since then all hell has broken loose. Throw in a tub of sugar free jelly, and you have yourself a potential YouTube winner. Honestly, if there weren’t so many eating disorders present, I’d crack open the popcorn and beer and invite you all over to watch!
It was neck and neck yesterday afternoon, with ED a hairs breath from scampering out in front. Sneaking in like the foul flea ridden pup he is, but since then the tables have turned. So, don’t lose heart just yet, despite appearances Lola seems to be in the lead. Obviously there is always time for ED to pull in front, but this girl’s experienced in the field and knows her game plan. Sit tight, and let’s just see what happens. If there are any cheerleaders in the house, now is the time to wave those pom-poms, and that’s not a euphemism!
“The Conscientious Objector”
Lola’s-Alter-alter-ego x
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Comment by Kate — January 14, 2009 #
GO LOLA, GO LOLA, GO LOLA….
*dancing to tune*
Comment by Vivienne — January 14, 2009 #
Go. Go. Go. Go.
Go Lola,it’s a good day
Go party cos it’s a good day…
Comment by Chapati — January 14, 2009 #
Go Lola! Try scratching and girly slapping.
Comment by Karita — January 14, 2009 #
C’mon Lola! Seems like dirty fighting is okay – go for their eye sockets – works every time!!
Comment by petrona — January 14, 2009 #
Is it wrong that I pissed myself laughing there?!
Keep up the fight, and I’m glad you can write about it in such a good humoured way!
Comment by Chris Rigby — January 14, 2009 #
Use the Force Lola, use the Force.
Comment by differentlysane — January 14, 2009 #
Smack that bitch down!
Comment by la — January 14, 2009 #
Run, Lola, Run!
Comment by abysmal musings — January 14, 2009 #
If all else fails, a jab to the eye with a sharp stick might keep Lola ahead.
Comment by Laura — January 14, 2009 #
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2580918263_812bbfed36.jpg
Comment by Reas — January 14, 2009 #
Hope you come out on top, Lola!
Put up a darn good fight! Show us what you are made of
Loadsa {{{hugs}}}
Lins xx
Comment by Lindsay — January 14, 2009 #
I’m so glad I found your blog. You have the best sense of humor, even in the midst of a very serious battle. I’m rooting for you!
Comment by Kim — January 14, 2009 #
Hi Lola,
Just an ‘aside’ on the size 6 jeans.. Only a few months ago I finally got around to doing something about all the size 6 -8 clothes in my wardrobe (hoarder – moi?) Pushing 40 and happily hugging the little bit of post-baby-post-Xmas-middle-aged bulge, I had to announce that ‘enough is enough’ Short of a tragic if ironic wasting illness, I am NEVER EVER likely to be that weeny again (and neither do want to be). I considered giving them to my daughter (since I’ve noticed, much to my dismay, that the ’80s look’ is back) but then that would be ghoulish. I wanted to do something other than throw them away. So what I eventually did was – I cut them all up then patchworked the scraps together, added bits and bobs of embellishment and embroidery and made them into a collection of bags and purses. I am now enjoying the irony of stuffing said totes with lots and lots of cholcolate bars and yummy pastries each time I go shopping. I do hope that one day you’ll be doing much the same. Actually, I sense I could make a ‘crafting for reformed anorexics’ post from this. Hhmm – I’ll definately post the pics of the bags some day.
Your post was well funny BTW
Keep fighting lass.
K.x
Comment by loopykate — January 14, 2009 #
*waves pom-poms*
I can even do the splits!
Actually, I LOVE LoopyKate’s idea. That’s fantastic.
Comment by Marste — January 14, 2009 #
*Attempts to jump and wave pompoms then realises her back is fucked and she can actually hardly move for the agonising pain*
But the thought was there!
Go girl…
X
Comment by cellar_door — January 14, 2009 #
Go for it Lola, you can do it! x
Comment by arielsinking — January 14, 2009 #
2, 4, 6 , 8 Ed’s what we love to hate!
‘attempts a cartwheel off her sofa then falls asleep again’
you can do it lola!
Comment by bippidee — January 14, 2009 #
I’m making a gradual comeback on the web…
I’m still avoiding the scales, and attempting to vary my eating more. I’m not going near my smallest jeans. I think I cry.
Or I’d join Team Lola and fight the battle, while the rest of the world tucked into it’s popcorn and we battled for our right to do that too.
GG
xxx
Comment by Gutter Girl — January 14, 2009 #
You can do it, Lola! Fight that bitch down. We’re staying tuned!
Comment by Missing In Sight — January 15, 2009 #
I’m definitely not a cheerleader – too dangerous. I’d hurt myself. But I’m cheering you on in my own clumsy un-athletic way!
Comment by Harriet Welch — January 15, 2009 #
Go you! Totally cheering for you here! Imagine a group of us in cheerleading outfits Bring it on Style yelling Go Lola Go x
Comment by Hannah — January 15, 2009 #
ed also has a big nose, so give it a huge punch!
Comment by seeleelive — January 15, 2009 #
Lola, you crack me up! I’m certainly rooting for Team Lola! Hey, I actually used to be a cheerleader in high school. We could all do the cheer “Who rocks the house!”
Keep up the good fight! It is well worth beating out those two good for nothing girls!
Comment by Tiptoe — January 15, 2009 #
much pom-pomness being waved in your direction..
Comment by cb — January 15, 2009 #
Phew, that was a close one. Right then, crack open the beer and lets get this party started.
Lola x
Comment by Lola Snow — January 15, 2009 #
It sounds like a tough battle, being two against one and all (Lola on one side, AN and BN on the other) yet somehow I think dry ironic wit will prove itself the winner xXx
Comment by Crazy Nurse — January 15, 2009 #
Ha! I’m thinking I won. Anorexia is sulking, and Bulimia got me on a brief upper cut about 8 o’clock but she failed miserably to influence any further rounds and is now locked in the cupboard under the stairs until I decide how to get rid permanently
Lola x
Comment by Lola Snow — January 15, 2009 #
YOU ROCK.
Comment by eshoe — January 15, 2009 #
So do you, the lovely Eshoe xxxx
Comment by Lola Snow — February 12, 2009 #